(Seven More Half-Baked Ideas I’m Working On)
“Bad news does not get better with age.” -Eddie McBride
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What you don’t want to hear your discredited rapture-predicting biblical numerologist guru say: “It has been a really tough weekend.”
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What you don’t want to hear your mechanic say: “We’re fixing what we find as we go. I’ll let you know…”
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What you don’t want to hear your husband/landlord/Ph.D.-in-anything-but-plumbing say: “I can fix this.”
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What you don’t want to hear your plumber say: ”Hmmm. This isn’t good.”
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What you don’t want to hear your ER-for-the-stomach-bug doctor say: “Um, there’s this other test we ran that I wanted to ask you about…”
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What you may not want to hear your wife/daughter/sister say (OR you may think it’s really funny): “Stupid birth control malfunction!”