Allocating Your Resources

EarthI guess it was the first face-off between parent and teacher in Carrie’s life.  She was a little freaked in first grade about some impending disaster reported as fact in her science class – global warming, the death of the ozone layer, or something.  We were riding in the car, and she asked me what I thought (in first-grade language, of course) about the certain impending doom of planet. 

I found myself speaking from the depths of my soul – using words I’d never put together in the same sentence before. 

“Carrie,” I said, “never, never, never believe anyone who would make you afraid of the future.”

I came by that honestly.  I remember asking my dad at about the same age, “Did you know that the Russians have enough bombs to destroy every American?”  He replied, “Yes, and we have enough bombs to blow up every Russian.”  That more or less ended the Cold War for me.  (By the way, you just haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Shout to the Lord” sung in Russian.  Those American Idol contestants got nothin’ on our brothers and sisters in the former Soviet Union.)

This all came back to me last week.  I was shopping with my wife at Walmart and passed a display of some sort of DVD series or books or something.  The basic idea was, “spend your money on this to learn about how we’re all going to hell in a handbasket.”  I passed.

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TreadmillI hate maintenance.  This is in defiance to everything my father faithfully tried to instill in me.  I want the dishes to morph into the dishwasher, the oil to change itself, and the lawn to live, but not grow.  So you can imagine how thrilled I was to get a reminder in the mail that I had an appointment with a treadmill, about 11 electrodes, and a sadistic nurse with a razor and sandpaper.  “Stress EKG.”  Ha!  I don’ need no stinkin’ treadmill to tell me I got stress.

It’s not about the treadmill, mind you.  I get on one about five times a year, whether I need to or not.  It’s about getting on the treadmill at the doctor’s office when I haven’t been on one at the gym in a while.  I needed some time to work out before the exam so the exam wouldn’t make me look like I hadn’t been working out.  Sort of like cleaning the house before the house cleaner comes.

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insensitiveTake a look in the mirror. There you’ll see somebody you hope comes across as decent, caring, and human at least. Godly at best.  Imagine, however, that you could look through the veil at the thoughts of people around you. Chances are, sometime over the last several weeks, you walked right past them. Absorbed in your own world, you dissed ‘em. And though you were clueless, they caught it.

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