Jesus Died for Democrats*

by Andy Wood on April 14, 2017

in 100 Words

Empty Cross Against an Angry SkyJesus died for ambulance chasers.

Aberzombies and bigots, bitches and crib lizards, conservatives and deadbeats.

And Democrats.

Jesus died for ecofreaks.

Eggheads and fags, feminsts and geeks, gospelmongers and hellraisers.

And Hitler.

Crowd and cross

Jesus died for idiots.

Islamaphobes and jerkwads, Jersey girls and knuckle draggers, killers and libtards.

And lawyers.

Jesus died for mama’s boys.

Methheads and nerds, NeoNazis and orch dorks, oligarchs and plow jockeys.

And Pharisees.

Jesus Christ carrying the cross up Calvary

Jesus died for queermongers.

Queens and rapists, Republicans and sluts, snowflakes and tramps.

And transsexuals.

Jesus died for Uncle Toms.

Uglies and vulture capitalists, vidiots and welfare rats, whores and Zionists.

And you.*

But we

see Jesus,

who was made a little lower than the angels,

for the suffering of death crowned with

glory and honor,

that He, by

the grace

of God,

might taste




(Hebrews 2:9)

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Martha Orlando April 15, 2017 at 5:55 am

Yes, He died for ALL!
What you’ve written here, Andy, is a stark reminder of how we are to love our neighbors, whether or not they are like us at all.
Blessings at this glorious Easter!
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Andy Wood April 15, 2017 at 7:01 am

Thank you my friend, and the same to you and yours.

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