My Cake is Fallen and It Can’t Get Up!

by Andy Wood on May 24, 2011

in Half-baked Ideas

(Seven More Half-Baked Ideas I’m Working On)

 

“Bad news does not get better with age.”  -Eddie McBride

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What you don’t want to hear your discredited rapture-predicting biblical numerologist guru say:  “It has been a really tough weekend.”

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What you don’t want to hear your mechanic say:  “We’re fixing what we find as we go.  I’ll let you know…”

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What you don’t want to hear your husband/landlord/Ph.D.-in-anything-but-plumbing say:  “I can fix this.”

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What you don’t want to hear your plumber say:  ”Hmmm.  This isn’t good.”

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What you don’t want to hear your ER-for-the-stomach-bug doctor say:  “Um, there’s this other test we ran that I wanted to ask you about…”

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What you may not want to hear your wife/daughter/sister say (OR you may think it’s really funny):  “Stupid birth control malfunction!”

 

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