Jesus Died for Democrats*

Jesus died for ambulance chasers.

Aberzombies and bigots, bitches and crib lizards, conservatives and deadbeats.

And Democrats.

Jesus died for ecofreaks.

Eggheads and fags, feminsts and geeks, gospelmongers and hellraisers.

And Hitler.

Jesus died for idiots.

Islamaphobes and jerkwads, Jersey girls and knuckle draggers, killers and libtards.

And lawyers.

Jesus died for mama’s boys.

Methheads and nerds, NeoNazis and orch dorks, oligarchs and plow jockeys.

And Pharisees.

Jesus died for queermongers.

Queens and rapists, Republicans and sluts, snowflakes and tramps.

And transsexuals.

Jesus died for Uncle Toms.

Uglies and vulture capitalists, vidiots and welfare rats, whores and Zionists.

And you.*

But we

see Jesus,

who was made a little lower than the angels,

for the suffering of death crowned with

glory and honor,

that He, by

the grace

of God,

might taste

death

for

everyone

(Hebrews 2:9)

Tagged as: Cross, Death of Christ, Sin